CAT MAT PREMIUM: MIRO

Tech Startup Pitch: "Miro.ai , Series A Funding Round"

[SLIDE 1: Title]

MIRO.AI
Revolutionizing Feline Comfort Through AI-Powered Material Selection

[SLIDE 2: The Problem]

CEO (Miro): Thank you for coming. Let me start with a problem.

73% of cats globally are forced to sleep on suboptimal materials.

Polyester. Acrylic. Cotton-blend lies.

This isn't just discomfort. This is a $14 billion market inefficiency.

[SLIDE 3: The Solution]

MIRO.AI uses advanced pattern recognition (i.e., me, Miro, looking weird) to identify cats who deserve better.

Our algorithm:

1. Scans cat appearance

2. Detects "aesthetic challenges" (polite term)

3. Recommends premium compensation materials

In my case: 100% wool.

[SLIDE 4: Market Analysis]

INVESTOR: Wait. You're saying... weird-looking cats get better mats?

MIRO: Not "weird." Unique. And yes.

Look , beautiful cats get attention. Instagram. Fame. Sponsorships.

Us? We get... sympathy.

So we DEMAND quality. It's economic justice.

[SLIDE 5: Traction]

Since launching (when I discovered wool), we've seen:

• 100% user retention (me, still on wool)

• 0% churn (I'm not leaving)

• Infinite NPS score (I love it)

[SLIDE 6: Business Model]

Phase 1: Sell premium wool mats to aesthetically-challenged cats
Phase 2: Expand to dogs (they're all ugly, huge market)
Phase 3: Human mattresses (humans also ugly, don't @ me)

Revenue projection: $47M by 2027

[SLIDE 7: The Ask]

We're raising $2M Series A to:

• Scale production (more wool)

• Hire engineers (to make wool... better?)

• Marketing (convince other ugly cats they deserve this)

[SLIDE 8: Why Invest?]

INVESTOR: This is... bizarre. You're a cat. Pitching wool. As tech.

MIRO: Yes. And?

INVESTOR: And... I'm in. This is either genius or insanity. Either way, media will cover it.

MIRO: Exactly. Disruptive. Viral. Necessary.

Welcome to MIRO.AI.

[DEAL CLOSED: $2M at $10M valuation]

Kupi CAT-MAT MIRO. We're Series A funded. You're late.

"Ugly cats deserve unicorn valuations." , Miro, CEO